Monday, May 14, 2007

Good Morning, good checkities

and welcome to checkity grammer 101.

In today's class we are examining checkity grammer.
Checkity-fairly ambiguous, but it denotes happy, good, or approval. Can be used to end sentences in the place of a period. (The Red Sox won today, checkity)

Nongua- Think not checkity. non-G-wa

Songua- L.D. still hasn't entirely figured this one out yet, it however appears to be a less common form of Chonuga.

Chongua-personage ( Thank you good chounga)

And Most Importantly
Foozie:
Back ago there was a horrible outcry about the inadequacies of the name of cat. This event was also know as the Black Plague, but the history books have somewhat twisted the actual truth. Unfortunately I was not born till somewhat... later. However, I could not let another generation of cat * privileged suffer, thus the word Foozie. Notice the crooning capabilities of such a word. Be happy. All cats are Foozie. Many things that are fluffy or fuzzy are Foozies. But not all Foozies are fuzzy. Some are silken.

* My cat strongly objects to the word owner as being a down right lie, and says my life will be forfeit if I do not amend my ways.

2 comments:

blarney said...

Do I pass the test, squishy?

mkr mouse said...

Yes, but you may not diminish out in the west Galadriel dear.